Join us for ComiXXX on 11.11.17!

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Don’t miss out! Sign up @ ks.worldmodern.com

Holy Hard-on Batman! What’s that in the sky? A bird? A plane? Wonder Woman riding her invisible Sybian to slay Magneto with her magic XXL battle-dildo?! Heroes and Villians, Damsels in Distress, Comedic reliefs!! Anime fans too!! It is time to save the date for Kinky Salon Seattle’s next installment on 11/11.

There will be a strip, there will be a bang, there will be adventuring into new worlds of pleasure and eroticism, so bring your sexy self, dress in homage to your favorite characters, and jump onto the page of our ComiXXX!

Don’t miss out on this event! Sign up for Kinky Salon Membership at ks.worldmodern.com

As always Kinky Salon is queer friendly, body positive, accessible and inclusive. This is a consent-driven, safe space for ALL to pursue the fantasies they seek.

From 9:00 to 11:00: Lap-dances, demo topping, a needle-play exhibition, and….

– The Provocateur is here to guide you in a meet-and-greet and get your Spidey Senses tingling, with sweet rewards…

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Need to get that ComiXXX look dialed in, but can’t draw? The talented art of A Living Canvas Face and Body Painting will be there to fill in all your blanks. As lead makeup artiste for The Georgetown Morgue, and seasoned face and body painter, these skills are sure to make your costume jump right off the page! Need something extra fancy? Book a slot ahead of time by contacting A Living Canvas through kinkysalonseattle@gmail.com

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– Remember, cameras are not allowed at Kinky Salon. But not to worry! We will have a photo booth on-site for you and your PALS to make this one for the (comic) books…

 

Cabaret begins at 11:11pm and features:

After emceeing for years with Silk Tease Burlesque, Fayden Sparkle now works his magic on both sides of the microphone. Get ready for him to drag you into the world of ComiXXX, as cabaret MC Zatanna. With an enchanting smile and theater background, Fayden is sure to leave you spellbound. Whether creating the character of Kinky Ladybug, Paranoid Stoner Kitty, or the rockstar who “takes it to eleven,” Fayden will surely be someone who does not fade from your memory!

 

 

 

Morgue Anne, Seattle’s Burlesque Super Villainess and elected Gothic Royalty, will show you why it feels so good to be bad. When she’s not stripping for the sake of sin this evil-doer can be spotted in the shadows, committing such nefarious deeds and giving banned books to teenagers and encouraging safe sex– TheMorgueAnne on Patreon, IG, and Facebook. DJ’ing 1st Wednesdays at the Mercury. Hosting Cabaret of Evil variety show 2nd Tuesdays. Don’t miss her!

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Melissa Lee will pleasure you with a spoken word performance focusing on feminine desire and pleasure as well as masculine emotion and connection– Melissa is a word scribbler of the sexy time variety. She hosts Bedtime Stories, an erotic spoken word event the third Thursday of every month at Tougo Coffee in Capitol Hill. Her work was a part of the Seattle Erotic Art Festival’s Anthology in 2016. You can read more and support her at www.patreon.com/strawberrysmutcakes, and follow her on Twitter @MissSmutcakes.

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Revv O’Hare is a local performing artist who will be putting quite the spectacle before you. Take cover as he embodies the evil fighting Golden Ninja that lies within–You can check out more Revv at The Rendezvous where he hosts Performers Anonymous. 

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Violet Vixen and The Anabolic Ace are a dynamic duo that will be gracing the pole and floor for your pleasure, whew! Powerful, playful, and so sexy it’ll knock your socks off!! Sexuality is effortless for them and together, they create a captivating performance that is sure to delight an open-minded audience– you can insta follow them:@anabolicaces, @polerizestudio, @cgrant55 or check out their business website: www.anabolicaces.com

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The A.S.S. (Ass-Saving-Squad) will please you with the sweet cuntry stylings of some turn-of-the-century traditional American selections– The members of the A.S.S. met deep in the sticks of Whatcom County as they were all attempting to save the same ass. From the first chord struck by their cuntry vocal harmonies, it became clear that they could touch more asses as a squad than any one of them could alone.

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DJ HEROES

DJ Foxworth will present a dark and sultry psy-chill set full of twisting and grinding downtempo beats to get your ass moving one way or another– https://www.mixcloud.com/djfoxworth/
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Dane Garfield Wilson found the sweet spot and likes to lay down that slow sloooow house for Kinky Saloners later in the evening.Dane likes to play music in dark underground nightclubs, warehouse parties in industrial districts, and in the middle of a forest at sunrise.  https://www.mixcloud.com/DaneGarfieldWilson/

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PhantomKinky Salon Seattle’s very own DJ, is plotting sweet deep melodic and romantic dance music comixxxed as a sexy piece to bring you on a journey.

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We only like creatures to play with us who can follow the rules. Be sure to read and agree to our guidelines listed below:

THE CLIFF NOTES Dos/Don’ts:

DO
• Contribute when and where you can
• State your boundaries
• Play safely and consensually
• Have sensible safe sex practices
• Respect our space and each other
• Clean up after yourself

DON’T
• Linger unaccompanied in play spaces
• Cruise aggressively (even if they are really cute)
• Get too intoxicated
• Bring glitter (the space doesn’t like it)
• Use your cellphone!!!

You can also find us:

  • On FetLife in the “Kinky Salon Seattle” group.  Please join our event there too.
  • On Facebook, you can join the “KISSEA Friends” public group and send it a private message, and you’ll receive an invite to the private Kinky Salon Seattle group on Facebook.
  • We’re also on Twitter!
  • You can also find us on Instagram — search “Kinky Salon Seattle”.
  • Our Pinterest Page is also a great place to find costuming inspiration!

Kinky Salon Seattle presents Journey to the Erotosphere, Saturday May 21st!

Calling All Love Cosmonauts!

Take a trip to the center of our kinktastic universe! Mad scientists, creatures, frightful femme fatales, X-Files, rubber fetishists, weirdos, sex-bots, medical experiments gone awry, astral projectionists, bounty hunters, spaced-out space queerdos, kinksters, time travelers, Frank N’ Furters, alien invaders, probers, Rocky, Transylvanians, prodders, companions, beamed up joggers, sky pirates, buggerers, cabaret-enthusiasts, drag queens & kings, and everyone in between!
Cum aliiiiiiiiiiiive & explore the outer limits of science frrriction as you Journey to the Erotosphere this May 21st at the Factory Luxe!
9pm – 3 am (doors close at 11 for the Cabaret)
Saturday May 21st, 2016
Costumes Required (no boring earthly attire) Please & Thank You!
You Must Bring a PAL (see below for details) — No Singles
The Erotosphere is a juicy nexus of music and performance art from all corners of the universe. Here’s what we have in store for you in the Erotosphere at Kinky Salon Seattle on Saturday, May 21st:
The Kinky Salon Cabaret launches at 11:00:
  • The Lady B: Our MC is none other than Seattle’s première TransFabulous, Femtastic, Draglesquing, Sass-Mouthing Negro. (YEAH!!) You can find more about her performance and her community support and activism on Facebook and also here http://sites.middlebury.edu/tedx/attend/2015-speakers/
  • Team Jesus, our singer-songwriter duo: Even religion gets a little kinky in the Erotosphere: Team Jesus will be joining us to make bluegrass sexy again
  • Sugar Candy: Don’t miss Sugar-Candy who will get us going on a tour of the flavors in the middle of the Erotosphere with a hip-hop dance to Beyonce’s “Blow”
  • Misty Montaigne: Because Kinky Salon is the perfect context for an aria! How about “Je Veux Vivre” from Romeo and Juliet – except with custom dirty lyrics?!
  • Café au Lait Olé is a light-brewed negress who brews performance potions with unexpected ingredients. Well, let us just say that you won’t ever look at Star Trek the same way again https://www.facebook.com/cafeaulaitole
Those of you who start your party-making early in the night can get beamed up to the Erotosphere with the following experiential performances:
  • Spectacular interactive dance
  • A live demo of sacred tantric cock worship!
  • Needle Art: Feast your eyes upon Chris, Quinn, and Fisher as they create a masterpiece before you.
  • Rope Tasting: Experience for yourself, a decorative harness tied by one of our local Rope Tops.

Traveling music throughout your journey will be provided in two rooms by our team of Erotospheric Soundscapers including Neural Net, Mars Saxman, DJ Girlcock, and other Surprise Lifeforms:

  • Neural Net is described as a biological computer network designed to explore deep shades of tech house ranging from melodic and instrumental to funky get-down jams to mind-melting and dark sonic territories, but always keeping the dance floor grooving https://soundcloud.com/neuralnet
  • Mars Saxman will be laying down a steady flow of dub-glitch with some bite
  • DJ Girlcock will be penetrating the aural spheres with the tunes of a hiphop/r&b/club flavor. http://soundcloud.com/reverenddollars
  • Surprise Lifeforms reaches out to the Erotosphere for a kaleidoscope of Techno and House music changing patterns from the dark, deeper, more mystical sexy side to uplifting emotional melodies and rhythms.
And, of course, our inviting and comfortable play spaces and items of kink furniture, well stocked with all necessary comfort and health supplies, and ready and waiting for you and your sexy times with your playmates!  Your space journey can be as orgasmic (or not) as you like.
We only like creatures to play with us who can follow the rules. Be sure to read and agree to our guidelines listed below:
THE CLIFF NOTES Dos/Donts:
DO
• Be creative about how you dress
• Contribute when and where you can
• State your boundaries
• Play safely and consensually
• Have sensible safe sex practices
• Respect our space and each other
• Clean up after yourself
DON’T
• Linger unaccompanied in play spaces
• Cruise aggressively (even if they are really cute)
• Get too intoxicated
• Take photographs
• Use your cellphone
• Gossip about what goes on here
• Bring glitter!  The space doesn’t like it at all

 

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What’s a kinky salon?
 “Kinky Salon is a playful, sexy space for YOU to get your creative juices flowing. Be you vanilla or kinky, transgender, queer, straight, bi, queer or pansexual, we invite you to enjoy and engage in our artistic and erotic world.
We believe in risqué ridiculousness, mischievous masquerading, the intelligent and the inane, and we firmly believe that communication makes the best lube.
Despite its name, Kinky Salon is not a sex party, a BDSM dungeon, or a hair salon specializing in afros. Over the years it has been described as many things – a ‘sexually enlightened house party… with warm community atmosphere’ (Best of the Bay 2004), ‘The Magic Kingdom’ (Cover Story SF Weekly 2004), ‘Sustainable Hedonism’ (Common Ground 2007), ‘The hottest, sweetest sex-positive community for the polymorphous set’ (Gridskipper 2008), ‘…a close-knit community of sex-positive men and women in San Francisco… more about the progression and liberalization of sexuality in the public sphere’ (PSFK Snapshot 2008), and our personal favorite ‘The best erotic party I have ever been to’ (The Patron Saint of Kinky Salon – Dr. Annie Sprinkle, PhD, 2008). Yes, Kinky Salon is a party. It’s a really, really fun party. Yes, people can have sex at Kinky Salon, but it’s not the focus of the evening. For some people it’s a place to experiment with their exhibitionism or explore their sexuality with new friends, for others the sex is just a charming and delightful backdrop to an evening of socializing. The truth is that Kinky Salon is a social experiment embedded with tools to help people explore their identity, learn to communicate their boundaries, and surf their comfort zones.” — Polly Whittaker