KSS: Midsummer Performers

(6/9) KSS6: MidSummer Night’s Cream

Burlesque performer Scandal from Bohemia posing
Caption: Cabaret performer Scandal from Bohemia

Saturday Jun 09 @ 9pm to Sun June 10 @ 3am | 21+ | Members Only
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Only 3 days until the flirty fairies, gnaughty gnomes, and the rest of the forest spirits gather for our Shakespearian masquerade ball! If you haven’t bought your ticket yet, take a peek at our list of incredible local talent…

Kinky Salon Seattle is excited to welcome back as our fabulous Emcee, Cookie Couture!!! Known for her huge blonde wigs, high alcohol tolerance, & quirky performances, Cookie Couture can be found curating the Queen4Queen drag/dance party at Pony every 3rd Thursday and producing/hosting the West End Girls drag showcase at Skylark every last Saturday. Follow her on Instagram: @cookiecouturequeen for more!

Also featured in our creamy Cabaret…

Burlesque performer Scandal from Bohemia has been getting ridiculously naked and nakedly ridiculous since 2007. After local musician Brad Yeager saw her perform and wrote a song about her, she decided she would try her hand at a classic number. Enjoy!

Grayscale portrait of burlesque performer Icy LondonIcy London will seduce you with her cool charm and Junoesque physique. From her silk-stocking roots, she embodies luxuriousness and opulence. Swathed in frosty elegance, her sultry intensity is sure to leave you with a chill down your spine. For a cool treat visit www.icylondonburlesque.com or follow this lovely lady on Instagram @icy.london.

Performing as Lizard and Bird, Jaime & AJ will amaze you with their Acro Yoga piece. Jaime has been performing as a dancer and choreographer for the last twenty years. She is the founder of Jerboa Dance, and acts as producer, choreographer, and dancer. Jaime only began her acrobatic career last fall. Please visit her at www.jerboadance.com. AJ Rogers is an acrobat with 8 years of experience. This will be her second acrobatic performance at Kinky Salon Seattle.

Performing as Little Red Riding Hood & The Big Bad Wolf, David and Alyssa are accomplished kinky dance partners. They experiment, teach, and perform their unique blend of dance and erotica locally and internationally. Together they enjoy exploring a nexus between technique and creativity, freedom and bondage, relationship and independence.

Arrive early in the evening to catch our ambient artists…

Soaring high and fairy-like will be stilt-walker and dancer, Re’ala! Re’ala has been fire performing and stilt walking since 2003. In that time, she’s learned 7 different fire skills, stilt walking on two different types of stilts, belly dance and a touch of burlesque. She’s performed at a wide range of venues from festivals and public events to *very* intimate gatherings of friends. A dynamic presence, she loves engaging with the audience and enhancing her shows with costumes and music. To Re’ala, her arts are more than just a fun activity, they are a conduit bringing inspiration and unique experiences in to the world! For more info and photos, please visit Re’ala’s performer page at RadianceWorks .

PHOTOBOOTH!  Going until 1am with a break for the cabaret, get your alter egos immortalized in a whimsical, enchanted forest themed photo booth by Vitamin Dee Photography. Vitamin Dee is a professional nightlife photographer originally from Brooklyn, NY with nearly a decade of experience capturing events and portraits in Seattle. Please note: this will be the ONLY camera allowed at Midsummer Night’s Cream – taking your own photos is a violation of our agreements and is grounds for ejection from the event. Read the full Code of Conduct here.

FACEPAINTING!  From doors open till 11:00 pm, let loose your artistic possibilities with makeup artist professional Rochelle Kellogg. Lead artist at A Living Canvas Body Art and has been on a 10 year mission to share an innovative body painting experience for the wild at heart. Come say hello this midsummer night and you too can become a living masterpiece! Visit Rochelle on FB @ A Living Canvas Art

Clowning around, will be Kinkame and Sir Spank-Alot the Clowns. [pronounced kink-ahh-may] (aka Me Hueman and Gregor Parent). Me is an avid mom, model, hitchhiker and illustrator and has traveled extensively around the country painting murals, bodies and cars, and being generally creative and adventurous. Check out her website at https://www.facebook.com/HuemanHands. Gregor is a self-proclaimed class clown and aerospace roboticist. He earned a Mechanical Engineering degree at MIT where he unsuccessfully tried to convince his professors that Silly-Putty is an excellent proxy for molten steel. Being kinky clowns is their wet dream come true!

From 9:00 pm to 10:00 pm, have your fortune told by our guest Tarot Card Reader. What a joy!!

Music all night in the main room by DJs…


10pm – 11pm
Neural Net
(Kinky Salon, Innerflight Music)
11:30 – 12:30
(Depth, False Prophet)


12:30 – 1:30
Dane Garfield Wilson
(Re-bar, Wrong Number, Chillography)

“Are you sure/That we are awake? It seems to me/That yet we sleep, we dream”

What a lineup! Don’t miss your chance to be part of this once in a lifetime event, click here to register as a member today.

Kinky Salon is queer friendly, body positive, accessible and inclusive.
This is a consent-driven, safer space for all to pursue the fantasies they seek.

Our Core Values | Oh, Behave! Conduct Agreements | About bringing a PAL

A Midsummer Night’s Cream, June 9th

Come on 6/9…

A private sex positive costume party

“Stir up the Athenian youth to merriments!
Awake the pert and nimble spirit of mirth!”

Thespians performing A Midsummer Night's Dream

Get ready to pull out your William and shake your Speare, less than a month remains before Kinky Salon transforms our secret spot into a classical celebration. Start planning your costume now to get ready to raise a toast to Bacchus, the likes of which will make even Aphrodite blush! But act soon, or you might be turned into an Ass!

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A few volunteer shifts remain to be filled, if you are looking for an opportunity to give back and earn your entry, email us with your name, interests and experience. We’d love to have you help us make the magic happen! Attendance or volunteering available to members only.  Interested in membership? Inquire within.

 Our Core Values | Oh, Behave! Conduct Agreements | About bringing a PAL | Kinky Salon International

“If we shadows have offended,
Know but this and all is mended.
That you have but slumbered here,
While these visions did appear,
And this fleek and idyll theme,
No more yielding, but a dream.”

Arrive early to join us for a special offering

Carey French 10pm EMBODIED CONSENT Workshop
with Carey French

Consent starts in the body. To ask for what we want and state our limits, we first have to figure out what our desires and boundaries are!

In this consent primer we’ll feel into our bodies to notice our internal sense of yes and no, get familiar with the subtle language of sensation, and then practice communicating that with others.

Practicing consent is what keeps us safe enough to have fun. Join us!

Performance on the Main Stage:

11pm-11:30 : Salacious CABARET

hosted by the inimitable Cookie Couture!

  ( Cabaret line up to be announced shortly!  Check back soon! )

All night long, SEXY DANCE JAMS by LIVE DJs

10pm-11pm : DJ Neural Net (Kinky Salon, Innerflight Music)

11:30-12:30 : DJ SH4RL3S3  (Depth, False Prophet)

12:30 – 1:30 : Dane Garfield Wilson (Re-bar, Wrong Number, Chillography)



– Shakespearian
– Masquerade
– Pagan
– Renaissance
– Medieval
– Mythology
– Fantasy
– Mummers
– Faery
– Animals
– Forest spirit
– Plants
– Bacchanal

Dress code: Dress to the theme and become sexy art with us!  Freak, formal, fetish or fancy are always accepted. no street clothes.

Face & body painting will be available on site!

Previous events have included rope, fire and needle demos, drag, singing, body painting, DJs, performance art and more – you never know what you will see! We are kept alive by contributor participation: Do you have artwork or performance to share? let us know at kinkysalonseattle@gmail.com 

As always, Kinky Salon is queer friendly, body positive, accessible and inclusive. This is a consent-driven, safer space for all to pursue the fantasies they seek.

 Our Core Values | Oh, Behave! Conduct Agreements | About bringing a PAL Kinky Salon International