Join us for ComiXXX on 11.11.17!

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Don’t miss out! Sign up @ ks.worldmodern.com

Holy Hard-on Batman! What’s that in the sky? A bird? A plane? Wonder Woman riding her invisible Sybian to slay Magneto with her magic XXL battle-dildo?! Heroes and Villians, Damsels in Distress, Comedic reliefs!! Anime fans too!! It is time to save the date for Kinky Salon Seattle’s next installment on 11/11.

There will be a strip, there will be a bang, there will be adventuring into new worlds of pleasure and eroticism, so bring your sexy self, dress in homage to your favorite characters, and jump onto the page of our ComiXXX!

Don’t miss out on this event! Sign up for Kinky Salon Membership at ks.worldmodern.com

As always Kinky Salon is queer friendly, body positive, accessible and inclusive. This is a consent-driven, safe space for ALL to pursue the fantasies they seek.

From 9:00 to 11:00: Lap-dances, demo topping, a needle-play exhibition, and….

– The Provocateur is here to guide you in a meet-and-greet and get your Spidey Senses tingling, with sweet rewards…

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Need to get that ComiXXX look dialed in, but can’t draw? The talented art of A Living Canvas Face and Body Painting will be there to fill in all your blanks. As lead makeup artiste for The Georgetown Morgue, and seasoned face and body painter, these skills are sure to make your costume jump right off the page! Need something extra fancy? Book a slot ahead of time by contacting A Living Canvas through kinkysalonseattle@gmail.com

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– Remember, cameras are not allowed at Kinky Salon. But not to worry! We will have a photo booth on-site for you and your PALS to make this one for the (comic) books…

 

Cabaret begins at 11:11pm and features:

After emceeing for years with Silk Tease Burlesque, Fayden Sparkle now works his magic on both sides of the microphone. Get ready for him to drag you into the world of ComiXXX, as cabaret MC Zatanna. With an enchanting smile and theater background, Fayden is sure to leave you spellbound. Whether creating the character of Kinky Ladybug, Paranoid Stoner Kitty, or the rockstar who “takes it to eleven,” Fayden will surely be someone who does not fade from your memory!

 

 

 

Morgue Anne, Seattle’s Burlesque Super Villainess and elected Gothic Royalty, will show you why it feels so good to be bad. When she’s not stripping for the sake of sin this evil-doer can be spotted in the shadows, committing such nefarious deeds and giving banned books to teenagers and encouraging safe sex– TheMorgueAnne on Patreon, IG, and Facebook. DJ’ing 1st Wednesdays at the Mercury. Hosting Cabaret of Evil variety show 2nd Tuesdays. Don’t miss her!

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Melissa Lee will pleasure you with a spoken word performance focusing on feminine desire and pleasure as well as masculine emotion and connection– Melissa is a word scribbler of the sexy time variety. She hosts Bedtime Stories, an erotic spoken word event the third Thursday of every month at Tougo Coffee in Capitol Hill. Her work was a part of the Seattle Erotic Art Festival’s Anthology in 2016. You can read more and support her at www.patreon.com/strawberrysmutcakes, and follow her on Twitter @MissSmutcakes.

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Revv O’Hare is a local performing artist who will be putting quite the spectacle before you. Take cover as he embodies the evil fighting Golden Ninja that lies within–You can check out more Revv at The Rendezvous where he hosts Performers Anonymous. 

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Violet Vixen and The Anabolic Ace are a dynamic duo that will be gracing the pole and floor for your pleasure, whew! Powerful, playful, and so sexy it’ll knock your socks off!! Sexuality is effortless for them and together, they create a captivating performance that is sure to delight an open-minded audience– you can insta follow them:@anabolicaces, @polerizestudio, @cgrant55 or check out their business website: www.anabolicaces.com

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The A.S.S. (Ass-Saving-Squad) will please you with the sweet cuntry stylings of some turn-of-the-century traditional American selections– The members of the A.S.S. met deep in the sticks of Whatcom County as they were all attempting to save the same ass. From the first chord struck by their cuntry vocal harmonies, it became clear that they could touch more asses as a squad than any one of them could alone.

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DJ HEROES

DJ Foxworth will present a dark and sultry psy-chill set full of twisting and grinding downtempo beats to get your ass moving one way or another– https://www.mixcloud.com/djfoxworth/
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Dane Garfield Wilson found the sweet spot and likes to lay down that slow sloooow house for Kinky Saloners later in the evening.Dane likes to play music in dark underground nightclubs, warehouse parties in industrial districts, and in the middle of a forest at sunrise.  https://www.mixcloud.com/DaneGarfieldWilson/

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PhantomKinky Salon Seattle’s very own DJ, is plotting sweet deep melodic and romantic dance music comixxxed as a sexy piece to bring you on a journey.

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We only like creatures to play with us who can follow the rules. Be sure to read and agree to our guidelines listed below:

THE CLIFF NOTES Dos/Don’ts:

DO
• Contribute when and where you can
• State your boundaries
• Play safely and consensually
• Have sensible safe sex practices
• Respect our space and each other
• Clean up after yourself

DON’T
• Linger unaccompanied in play spaces
• Cruise aggressively (even if they are really cute)
• Get too intoxicated
• Bring glitter (the space doesn’t like it)
• Use your cellphone!!!

You can also find us:

  • On FetLife in the “Kinky Salon Seattle” group.  Please join our event there too.
  • On Facebook, you can join the “KISSEA Friends” public group and send it a private message, and you’ll receive an invite to the private Kinky Salon Seattle group on Facebook.
  • We’re also on Twitter!
  • You can also find us on Instagram — search “Kinky Salon Seattle”.
  • Our Pinterest Page is also a great place to find costuming inspiration!

GET WET with KSS on Saturday, May 27, 2017

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Cum beneath the waves with us. Explore underwater crevices, admire the naughty creatures of the deep, get caught in a fishnet or submarine sandwich, grab your favorite diving gear and don’t forget to hold your breath as you prepare to join our pleasure cruise into the abyss; it’s time to….

GET WET!

 

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Don’t forget, Kinky Salon is YOUR opportunity to show up in whatever gets you wet. And this is a black light party! All the sea-creatures will be illuminated to the depths of imagination. Check out our pinterest page for some costume ideas and get those (creative) juices flowing! Fetish wear is also always welcome.

Get Wet has got a lineup of awesome DJ’s for you!

Let the waves of Neural Net, Mars Saxman, Dane Garfield Wilson, and Poseidon himself move your body and tantalize your tentacles.

Also! Cabaret that is sure to make you wet!!

cookie11Known for her cheap blonde wigs, high alcohol tolerance, and quirky performances, the amazing Cookie Couture will be our Master of Ceremonies for the GET WET Cabaret and performing a surprise number. Ooh la la! She can be found hosting events at Kremwerk, Pony, and Skylark. Follow her on Instagram: @cookiecouturequeen to satisfy that sweet tooth.

IMG_20160522_154049 In burlesque style Icy London will seduce you with her cool charm and Junoesque physique. From her silk-stocking roots, she embodies luxuriousness and opulence. Swathed in frosty elegance, her sultry intensity is sure to leave you with a chill down your spine. You can peruse her website: www.icylondonburlesque.com or follow her on Instagram: @icy.london when you’re craving something cool.

Kira Lee_PromoKnown to grace the pole and floor with her sensual and seductive athleticism Kira Lee will unveil a fabulously sexy dance performance for the lovely attendees of Kinky Salon Seattle! She’s performed at Seattle Erotic Arts Festival and Electric Daisy Carnival in Las Vegas, NV. Can’t wait to bring her overboard!

PhilMeansFriendTheClownGet some comedic relief with Hush in an interactive, musical clown show. No websites or instagrams for this handsome young gent. It’s all hush, hush, hush!

IMG_0543Bridging the gap between Acrobatic Yoga and Modern Dance, AJ and Chelsea will be diving into the unknown and exploring new territory on stage for our pleasure.

With a loud enough applause you might just get an encore performance from our Kinky Salon Seattle Organizers!! Bravo, bravo!!

Don’t miss our ambient artists!

IMG_8771editEExtant and Mia Torro are rope artists and educators that revel in the connection and vast array of experiences that rope bondage provides. They’ll be providing rope demos and “Scene-ettes” as soon as the doors open, so don’t be too fashionably late. Follow them on Instagram: @extantphotography and on Twitter: Twitter @MsMiaK.

Also earlier in the evening Magnificent Marjani will be transforming two human models into fantastical underwater sea creatures with UV reactive body paint. Come see this artistic spectacle!

And, of course, our inviting and comfortable play spaces and items of kink furniture, well stocked with all necessary comfort and health supplies, and ready and waiting for you and your sexy friends to dive to the deepest of underwater trenches.

We only like creatures to play with us who can follow the rules. Be sure to read and agree to our guidelines listed below:

THE CLIFF NOTES Dos/Don’ts:

DO

  • Be creative about how you dress
    • Contribute when and where you can
    • State your boundaries
    • Play safely and consensually
    • Have sensible safe sex practices
    • Respect our space and each other
    • Clean up after yourself

DON’T
• Linger unaccompanied in play spaces
• Cruise aggressively (even if they are really cute)
• Get too intoxicated
• Take photographs
• Use your cellphone

  • Gossip about what goes on here
  • Bring glitter!  The space doesn’t like it at all

You can also find us:

  • On FetLife in the “Kinky Salon Seattle” group.  Please join our event there too.
  • On Facebook, you can join the “KISSEA Friends” public group and send it a private message, and you’ll receive an invite to the private Kinky Salon Seattle group on Facebook.
  • We’re also on Twitter!
  • You can also find us on Instagram — search “Kinky Salon Seattle”.
  • Our Pinterest Page is also a great place to find costuming inspiration!

Kinky Salon Seattle Presents: The Stripped Down Series – Have Your Cake. And Eat it.

We’re happy to present the first installation of our mini-parties, called The Stripped Down Series. These are smaller , more intimate parties than our previous events. This should enable us to keep the KSS community active and have more parties more often!

It’s KSS’ 1st blowout birthday bash! Come as a cake and get covered in icing. Bare yourself but for the balloons! Make a wish, blow some candles and lets make sure some presents are present. Just don’t unwrap until they tell you to! Please come with a PAL and follow the rules of consent and dress code. Happy birthday!

Cabaret Performance at 11:00 featuring “The Shadow-Sexxx-Show” from Factual Fiction Press & Co! Known for the playfully challenging exploration of sex-positive culture and her queer identity, this shadowy performance invites you to voyeur on the fantasy fulfillment of some birthday wishes at the blow of a candle on some sweet-ass cake.

Rope tastings offered by Slut the Fantastic from 10-11:45!

Do the hokey-pokey, the cake walk, and get down in your birthday suit with our featured live-in-house music from DJ Neural Net and KISSEA’s resident DJ Stoic!

9pm – 3 am (doors close at 11)

Saturday December 10, 2016
Secret Tukwila location (look for an email 24 hours before event)


We only like creatures to play with us who can follow the rules. Be sure to read and agree to our guidelines listed below:
PAL SYSTEM
CORE VALUES


THE CLIFF NOTES Dos/Donts:
DO
• Be creative about how you dress
• Contribute when and where you can
• State your boundaries
• Play safely and consensually
• Have sensible safe sex practices
• Respect our space and each other
• Clean up after yourself
DON’T
• Linger unaccompanied in play spaces
• Cruise aggressively (even if they are really cute)
• Get too intoxicated
• Take photographs
• Use your cellphone
• Gossip about what goes on here
• Bring glitter!  The space doesn’t like it at all
If you want to come and can’t afford the ticket price, contact us at kinkysalonseattle@gmail.com and we’ll try to help. If you can afford a bit more and want to make it possible for a lower income person to attend, please purchase a Supporter ticket–your extra currency will make another very happy!

You can also find us:
On FetLife in the “Kinky Salon Seattle” group.  Please join our event there too.
On Facebook, you can join the “KISSEA Friends” public group and send it a private message, and you’ll receive an invite to the private Kinky Salon Seattle group on Facebook.
We’re also on Twitter!
You can also find us on Instagram — search “Kinky Salon Seattle”.