Thank you for another magical KSS!

Dear  Midsummer Night’s Cream Guest,

“Let me enfold thee, and hold thee to my heart!” – Shakespeare

Thank you for sharing such a wonderful evening with us and being a part of our sexual revolution. Without your attendance, support, and ridiculously sexy participation, we could NOT host these amazing events. We are honored that you chose to spend your Saturday night with us and we are, once again, blown away by your delightful costuming, consensual sexplorations, and overall beaming awesomeness.

Kinky Salon Seattle is always looking to grow and better ourselves. We’d so very much appreciate the gift of your feedback. Please take this survey to let us know what you loved, areas you think we could improve upon, and what you’d like to see at a future party.

Dying to see your likeness? So were we and y’all looked so celestial and gallant!! HERE are the pics from our photobooth with Vitamin Dee!! To sign in, enter your email address and use the password: KinkyNights123!


To stay in (better) touch you can follow us on Instagram: @kinkysalon_seattle, Fetlife: @KSSeattle, or you can reply to this thread with your FB name asking to be added to our secret Facebook group.

If you’d like to get more involved, we encourage you to write to kisseahelpers@gmail.com to volunteer for a future event! We are already percolating ideas for later this year…

Lastly, looks like there were a few flitting, forgetful fairies and we collected several Lost ‘n Found treasures. Please peruse the items pictured HERE and respond to this email to claim anything that is yours.

Again, we extend our deepest gratitude and can’t wait for you to come again.

In servitude and pervitude,

Your Kinky Salon Seattle Organizers

KSS: Midsummer Performers

(6/9) KSS6: MidSummer Night’s Cream

Burlesque performer Scandal from Bohemia posing
Caption: Cabaret performer Scandal from Bohemia

Saturday Jun 09 @ 9pm to Sun June 10 @ 3am | 21+ | Members Only
Become a Member

Only 3 days until the flirty fairies, gnaughty gnomes, and the rest of the forest spirits gather for our Shakespearian masquerade ball! If you haven’t bought your ticket yet, take a peek at our list of incredible local talent…


Kinky Salon Seattle is excited to welcome back as our fabulous Emcee, Cookie Couture!!! Known for her huge blonde wigs, high alcohol tolerance, & quirky performances, Cookie Couture can be found curating the Queen4Queen drag/dance party at Pony every 3rd Thursday and producing/hosting the West End Girls drag showcase at Skylark every last Saturday. Follow her on Instagram: @cookiecouturequeen for more!

Also featured in our creamy Cabaret…

Burlesque performer Scandal from Bohemia has been getting ridiculously naked and nakedly ridiculous since 2007. After local musician Brad Yeager saw her perform and wrote a song about her, she decided she would try her hand at a classic number. Enjoy!

Grayscale portrait of burlesque performer Icy LondonIcy London will seduce you with her cool charm and Junoesque physique. From her silk-stocking roots, she embodies luxuriousness and opulence. Swathed in frosty elegance, her sultry intensity is sure to leave you with a chill down your spine. For a cool treat visit www.icylondonburlesque.com or follow this lovely lady on Instagram @icy.london.

Performing as Lizard and Bird, Jaime & AJ will amaze you with their Acro Yoga piece. Jaime has been performing as a dancer and choreographer for the last twenty years. She is the founder of Jerboa Dance, and acts as producer, choreographer, and dancer. Jaime only began her acrobatic career last fall. Please visit her at www.jerboadance.com. AJ Rogers is an acrobat with 8 years of experience. This will be her second acrobatic performance at Kinky Salon Seattle.


Performing as Little Red Riding Hood & The Big Bad Wolf, David and Alyssa are accomplished kinky dance partners. They experiment, teach, and perform their unique blend of dance and erotica locally and internationally. Together they enjoy exploring a nexus between technique and creativity, freedom and bondage, relationship and independence.

Arrive early in the evening to catch our ambient artists…

Soaring high and fairy-like will be stilt-walker and dancer, Re’ala! Re’ala has been fire performing and stilt walking since 2003. In that time, she’s learned 7 different fire skills, stilt walking on two different types of stilts, belly dance and a touch of burlesque. She’s performed at a wide range of venues from festivals and public events to *very* intimate gatherings of friends. A dynamic presence, she loves engaging with the audience and enhancing her shows with costumes and music. To Re’ala, her arts are more than just a fun activity, they are a conduit bringing inspiration and unique experiences in to the world! For more info and photos, please visit Re’ala’s performer page at RadianceWorks .

PHOTOBOOTH!  Going until 1am with a break for the cabaret, get your alter egos immortalized in a whimsical, enchanted forest themed photo booth by Vitamin Dee Photography. Vitamin Dee is a professional nightlife photographer originally from Brooklyn, NY with nearly a decade of experience capturing events and portraits in Seattle. Please note: this will be the ONLY camera allowed at Midsummer Night’s Cream – taking your own photos is a violation of our agreements and is grounds for ejection from the event. Read the full Code of Conduct here.


FACEPAINTING!  From doors open till 11:00 pm, let loose your artistic possibilities with makeup artist professional Rochelle Kellogg. Lead artist at A Living Canvas Body Art and has been on a 10 year mission to share an innovative body painting experience for the wild at heart. Come say hello this midsummer night and you too can become a living masterpiece! Visit Rochelle on FB @ A Living Canvas Art

Clowning around, will be Kinkame and Sir Spank-Alot the Clowns. [pronounced kink-ahh-may] (aka Me Hueman and Gregor Parent). Me is an avid mom, model, hitchhiker and illustrator and has traveled extensively around the country painting murals, bodies and cars, and being generally creative and adventurous. Check out her website at https://www.facebook.com/HuemanHands. Gregor is a self-proclaimed class clown and aerospace roboticist. He earned a Mechanical Engineering degree at MIT where he unsuccessfully tried to convince his professors that Silly-Putty is an excellent proxy for molten steel. Being kinky clowns is their wet dream come true!

From 9:00 pm to 10:00 pm, have your fortune told by our guest Tarot Card Reader. What a joy!!


Music all night in the main room by DJs…

 

10pm – 11pm
Neural Net
(Kinky Salon, Innerflight Music)
https://mixcloud.com/neural-net
11:30 – 12:30
DJ SH4RL3S3
(Depth, False Prophet)https://www.mixcloud.com/sharlese/
12:30 – 1:30
Dane Garfield Wilson
(Re-bar, Wrong Number, Chillography)
https://www.mixcloud.com/danegarfieldwilson/

“Are you sure/That we are awake? It seems to me/That yet we sleep, we dream”


What a lineup! Don’t miss your chance to be part of this once in a lifetime event, click here to register as a member today.

Kinky Salon is queer friendly, body positive, accessible and inclusive.
This is a consent-driven, safer space for all to pursue the fantasies they seek.

Our Core Values | Oh, Behave! Conduct Agreements | About bringing a PAL

A Midsummer Night’s Cream, June 9th

Come on 6/9…

A private sex positive costume party

“Stir up the Athenian youth to merriments!
Awake the pert and nimble spirit of mirth!”

Thespians performing A Midsummer Night's Dream

Get ready to pull out your William and shake your Speare, less than a month remains before Kinky Salon transforms our secret spot into a classical celebration. Start planning your costume now to get ready to raise a toast to Bacchus, the likes of which will make even Aphrodite blush! But act soon, or you might be turned into an Ass!

Member Login Sitekinkysalon.com

A few volunteer shifts remain to be filled, if you are looking for an opportunity to give back and earn your entry, email us with your name, interests and experience. We’d love to have you help us make the magic happen! Attendance or volunteering available to members only.  Interested in membership? Inquire within.

 Our Core Values | Oh, Behave! Conduct Agreements | About bringing a PAL | Kinky Salon International

“If we shadows have offended,
Know but this and all is mended.
That you have but slumbered here,
While these visions did appear,
And this fleek and idyll theme,
No more yielding, but a dream.”



Arrive early to join us for a special offering

Carey French 10pm EMBODIED CONSENT Workshop
with Carey French

Consent starts in the body. To ask for what we want and state our limits, we first have to figure out what our desires and boundaries are!

In this consent primer we’ll feel into our bodies to notice our internal sense of yes and no, get familiar with the subtle language of sensation, and then practice communicating that with others.

Practicing consent is what keeps us safe enough to have fun. Join us!


Performance on the Main Stage:

11pm-11:30 : Salacious CABARET

hosted by the inimitable Cookie Couture!

  ( Cabaret line up to be announced shortly!  Check back soon! )

All night long, SEXY DANCE JAMS by LIVE DJs

10pm-11pm : DJ Neural Net (Kinky Salon, Innerflight Music)
https://soundcloud.com/neuralnet

11:30-12:30 : DJ SH4RL3S3  (Depth, False Prophet)
https://soundcloud.com/sharlese

12:30 – 1:30 : Dane Garfield Wilson (Re-bar, Wrong Number, Chillography)
http://www.mixcloud.com/danegarfieldwilson

 


faery COSTUME INSPIRATIONS:

– Shakespearian
– Masquerade
– Pagan
– Renaissance
– Medieval
– Mythology
– Fantasy
– Mummers
– Faery
– Animals
– Forest spirit
– Plants
– Bacchanal

Dress code: Dress to the theme and become sexy art with us!  Freak, formal, fetish or fancy are always accepted. no street clothes.

Face & body painting will be available on site!


Previous events have included rope, fire and needle demos, drag, singing, body painting, DJs, performance art and more – you never know what you will see! We are kept alive by contributor participation: Do you have artwork or performance to share? let us know at kinkysalonseattle@gmail.com 

As always, Kinky Salon is queer friendly, body positive, accessible and inclusive. This is a consent-driven, safer space for all to pursue the fantasies they seek.

 Our Core Values | Oh, Behave! Conduct Agreements | About bringing a PAL Kinky Salon International

Join us for ComiXXX on 11.11.17!

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Don’t miss out! Sign up @ ks.worldmodern.com

Holy Hard-on Batman! What’s that in the sky? A bird? A plane? Wonder Woman riding her invisible Sybian to slay Magneto with her magic XXL battle-dildo?! Heroes and Villians, Damsels in Distress, Comedic reliefs!! Anime fans too!! It is time to save the date for Kinky Salon Seattle’s next installment on 11/11.

There will be a strip, there will be a bang, there will be adventuring into new worlds of pleasure and eroticism, so bring your sexy self, dress in homage to your favorite characters, and jump onto the page of our ComiXXX!

Don’t miss out on this event! Sign up for Kinky Salon Membership at ks.worldmodern.com

As always Kinky Salon is queer friendly, body positive, accessible and inclusive. This is a consent-driven, safe space for ALL to pursue the fantasies they seek.

From 9:00 to 11:00: Lap-dances, demo topping, a needle-play exhibition, and….

– The Provocateur is here to guide you in a meet-and-greet and get your Spidey Senses tingling, with sweet rewards…

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Need to get that ComiXXX look dialed in, but can’t draw? The talented art of A Living Canvas Face and Body Painting will be there to fill in all your blanks. As lead makeup artiste for The Georgetown Morgue, and seasoned face and body painter, these skills are sure to make your costume jump right off the page! Need something extra fancy? Book a slot ahead of time by contacting A Living Canvas through kinkysalonseattle@gmail.com

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– Remember, cameras are not allowed at Kinky Salon. But not to worry! We will have a photo booth on-site for you and your PALS to make this one for the (comic) books…

 

Cabaret begins at 11:11pm and features:

After emceeing for years with Silk Tease Burlesque, Fayden Sparkle now works his magic on both sides of the microphone. Get ready for him to drag you into the world of ComiXXX, as cabaret MC Zatanna. With an enchanting smile and theater background, Fayden is sure to leave you spellbound. Whether creating the character of Kinky Ladybug, Paranoid Stoner Kitty, or the rockstar who “takes it to eleven,” Fayden will surely be someone who does not fade from your memory!

 

 

 

Morgue Anne, Seattle’s Burlesque Super Villainess and elected Gothic Royalty, will show you why it feels so good to be bad. When she’s not stripping for the sake of sin this evil-doer can be spotted in the shadows, committing such nefarious deeds and giving banned books to teenagers and encouraging safe sex– TheMorgueAnne on Patreon, IG, and Facebook. DJ’ing 1st Wednesdays at the Mercury. Hosting Cabaret of Evil variety show 2nd Tuesdays. Don’t miss her!

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Melissa Lee will pleasure you with a spoken word performance focusing on feminine desire and pleasure as well as masculine emotion and connection– Melissa is a word scribbler of the sexy time variety. She hosts Bedtime Stories, an erotic spoken word event the third Thursday of every month at Tougo Coffee in Capitol Hill. Her work was a part of the Seattle Erotic Art Festival’s Anthology in 2016. You can read more and support her at www.patreon.com/strawberrysmutcakes, and follow her on Twitter @MissSmutcakes.

Melissa Lee

 

Revv O’Hare is a local performing artist who will be putting quite the spectacle before you. Take cover as he embodies the evil fighting Golden Ninja that lies within–You can check out more Revv at The Rendezvous where he hosts Performers Anonymous. 

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Violet Vixen and The Anabolic Ace are a dynamic duo that will be gracing the pole and floor for your pleasure, whew! Powerful, playful, and so sexy it’ll knock your socks off!! Sexuality is effortless for them and together, they create a captivating performance that is sure to delight an open-minded audience– you can insta follow them:@anabolicaces, @polerizestudio, @cgrant55 or check out their business website: www.anabolicaces.com

violetvixen 

 

The A.S.S. (Ass-Saving-Squad) will please you with the sweet cuntry stylings of some turn-of-the-century traditional American selections– The members of the A.S.S. met deep in the sticks of Whatcom County as they were all attempting to save the same ass. From the first chord struck by their cuntry vocal harmonies, it became clear that they could touch more asses as a squad than any one of them could alone.

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DJ HEROES

DJ Foxworth will present a dark and sultry psy-chill set full of twisting and grinding downtempo beats to get your ass moving one way or another– https://www.mixcloud.com/djfoxworth/
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Dane Garfield Wilson found the sweet spot and likes to lay down that slow sloooow house for Kinky Saloners later in the evening.Dane likes to play music in dark underground nightclubs, warehouse parties in industrial districts, and in the middle of a forest at sunrise.  https://www.mixcloud.com/DaneGarfieldWilson/

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PhantomKinky Salon Seattle’s very own DJ, is plotting sweet deep melodic and romantic dance music comixxxed as a sexy piece to bring you on a journey.

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We only like creatures to play with us who can follow the rules. Be sure to read and agree to our guidelines listed below:

THE CLIFF NOTES Dos/Don’ts:

DO
• Contribute when and where you can
• State your boundaries
• Play safely and consensually
• Have sensible safe sex practices
• Respect our space and each other
• Clean up after yourself

DON’T
• Linger unaccompanied in play spaces
• Cruise aggressively (even if they are really cute)
• Get too intoxicated
• Bring glitter (the space doesn’t like it)
• Use your cellphone!!!

You can also find us:

  • On FetLife in the “Kinky Salon Seattle” group.  Please join our event there too.
  • On Facebook, you can join the “KISSEA Friends” public group and send it a private message, and you’ll receive an invite to the private Kinky Salon Seattle group on Facebook.
  • We’re also on Twitter!
  • You can also find us on Instagram — search “Kinky Salon Seattle”.
  • Our Pinterest Page is also a great place to find costuming inspiration!

GET WET with KSS on Saturday, May 27, 2017

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Cum beneath the waves with us. Explore underwater crevices, admire the naughty creatures of the deep, get caught in a fishnet or submarine sandwich, grab your favorite diving gear and don’t forget to hold your breath as you prepare to join our pleasure cruise into the abyss; it’s time to….

GET WET!

 

DRESS CODE

Don’t forget, Kinky Salon is YOUR opportunity to show up in whatever gets you wet. And this is a black light party! All the sea-creatures will be illuminated to the depths of imagination. Check out our pinterest page for some costume ideas and get those (creative) juices flowing! Fetish wear is also always welcome.

Get Wet has got a lineup of awesome DJ’s for you!

Let the waves of Neural Net, Mars Saxman, Dane Garfield Wilson, and Poseidon himself move your body and tantalize your tentacles.

Also! Cabaret that is sure to make you wet!!

cookie11Known for her cheap blonde wigs, high alcohol tolerance, and quirky performances, the amazing Cookie Couture will be our Master of Ceremonies for the GET WET Cabaret and performing a surprise number. Ooh la la! She can be found hosting events at Kremwerk, Pony, and Skylark. Follow her on Instagram: @cookiecouturequeen to satisfy that sweet tooth.

IMG_20160522_154049 In burlesque style Icy London will seduce you with her cool charm and Junoesque physique. From her silk-stocking roots, she embodies luxuriousness and opulence. Swathed in frosty elegance, her sultry intensity is sure to leave you with a chill down your spine. You can peruse her website: www.icylondonburlesque.com or follow her on Instagram: @icy.london when you’re craving something cool.

Kira Lee_PromoKnown to grace the pole and floor with her sensual and seductive athleticism Kira Lee will unveil a fabulously sexy dance performance for the lovely attendees of Kinky Salon Seattle! She’s performed at Seattle Erotic Arts Festival and Electric Daisy Carnival in Las Vegas, NV. Can’t wait to bring her overboard!

PhilMeansFriendTheClownGet some comedic relief with Hush in an interactive, musical clown show. No websites or instagrams for this handsome young gent. It’s all hush, hush, hush!

IMG_0543Bridging the gap between Acrobatic Yoga and Modern Dance, AJ and Chelsea will be diving into the unknown and exploring new territory on stage for our pleasure.

With a loud enough applause you might just get an encore performance from our Kinky Salon Seattle Organizers!! Bravo, bravo!!

Don’t miss our ambient artists!

IMG_8771editEExtant and Mia Torro are rope artists and educators that revel in the connection and vast array of experiences that rope bondage provides. They’ll be providing rope demos and “Scene-ettes” as soon as the doors open, so don’t be too fashionably late. Follow them on Instagram: @extantphotography and on Twitter: Twitter @MsMiaK.

Also earlier in the evening Magnificent Marjani will be transforming two human models into fantastical underwater sea creatures with UV reactive body paint. Come see this artistic spectacle!

And, of course, our inviting and comfortable play spaces and items of kink furniture, well stocked with all necessary comfort and health supplies, and ready and waiting for you and your sexy friends to dive to the deepest of underwater trenches.

We only like creatures to play with us who can follow the rules. Be sure to read and agree to our guidelines listed below:

THE CLIFF NOTES Dos/Don’ts:

DO

  • Be creative about how you dress
    • Contribute when and where you can
    • State your boundaries
    • Play safely and consensually
    • Have sensible safe sex practices
    • Respect our space and each other
    • Clean up after yourself

DON’T
• Linger unaccompanied in play spaces
• Cruise aggressively (even if they are really cute)
• Get too intoxicated
• Take photographs
• Use your cellphone

  • Gossip about what goes on here
  • Bring glitter!  The space doesn’t like it at all

You can also find us:

  • On FetLife in the “Kinky Salon Seattle” group.  Please join our event there too.
  • On Facebook, you can join the “KISSEA Friends” public group and send it a private message, and you’ll receive an invite to the private Kinky Salon Seattle group on Facebook.
  • We’re also on Twitter!
  • You can also find us on Instagram — search “Kinky Salon Seattle”.
  • Our Pinterest Page is also a great place to find costuming inspiration!

Kinky Salon Seattle Presents: The Stripped Down Series – Have Your Cake. And Eat it.

We’re happy to present the first installation of our mini-parties, called The Stripped Down Series. These are smaller , more intimate parties than our previous events. This should enable us to keep the KSS community active and have more parties more often!

It’s KSS’ 1st blowout birthday bash! Come as a cake and get covered in icing. Bare yourself but for the balloons! Make a wish, blow some candles and lets make sure some presents are present. Just don’t unwrap until they tell you to! Please come with a PAL and follow the rules of consent and dress code. Happy birthday!

Cabaret Performance at 11:00 featuring “The Shadow-Sexxx-Show” from Factual Fiction Press & Co! Known for the playfully challenging exploration of sex-positive culture and her queer identity, this shadowy performance invites you to voyeur on the fantasy fulfillment of some birthday wishes at the blow of a candle on some sweet-ass cake.

Rope tastings offered by Slut the Fantastic from 10-11:45!

Do the hokey-pokey, the cake walk, and get down in your birthday suit with our featured live-in-house music from DJ Neural Net and KISSEA’s resident DJ Stoic!

9pm – 3 am (doors close at 11)

Saturday December 10, 2016
Secret Tukwila location (look for an email 24 hours before event)


We only like creatures to play with us who can follow the rules. Be sure to read and agree to our guidelines listed below:
PAL SYSTEM
CORE VALUES


THE CLIFF NOTES Dos/Donts:
DO
• Be creative about how you dress
• Contribute when and where you can
• State your boundaries
• Play safely and consensually
• Have sensible safe sex practices
• Respect our space and each other
• Clean up after yourself
DON’T
• Linger unaccompanied in play spaces
• Cruise aggressively (even if they are really cute)
• Get too intoxicated
• Take photographs
• Use your cellphone
• Gossip about what goes on here
• Bring glitter!  The space doesn’t like it at all
If you want to come and can’t afford the ticket price, contact us at kinkysalonseattle@gmail.com and we’ll try to help. If you can afford a bit more and want to make it possible for a lower income person to attend, please purchase a Supporter ticket–your extra currency will make another very happy!

You can also find us:
On FetLife in the “Kinky Salon Seattle” group.  Please join our event there too.
On Facebook, you can join the “KISSEA Friends” public group and send it a private message, and you’ll receive an invite to the private Kinky Salon Seattle group on Facebook.
We’re also on Twitter!
You can also find us on Instagram — search “Kinky Salon Seattle”.

Kinky Salon Seattle presents Journey to the Erotosphere, Saturday May 21st!

Calling All Love Cosmonauts!

Take a trip to the center of our kinktastic universe! Mad scientists, creatures, frightful femme fatales, X-Files, rubber fetishists, weirdos, sex-bots, medical experiments gone awry, astral projectionists, bounty hunters, spaced-out space queerdos, kinksters, time travelers, Frank N’ Furters, alien invaders, probers, Rocky, Transylvanians, prodders, companions, beamed up joggers, sky pirates, buggerers, cabaret-enthusiasts, drag queens & kings, and everyone in between!
Cum aliiiiiiiiiiiive & explore the outer limits of science frrriction as you Journey to the Erotosphere this May 21st at the Factory Luxe!
9pm – 3 am (doors close at 11 for the Cabaret)
Saturday May 21st, 2016
Costumes Required (no boring earthly attire) Please & Thank You!
You Must Bring a PAL (see below for details) — No Singles
The Erotosphere is a juicy nexus of music and performance art from all corners of the universe. Here’s what we have in store for you in the Erotosphere at Kinky Salon Seattle on Saturday, May 21st:
The Kinky Salon Cabaret launches at 11:00:
  • The Lady B: Our MC is none other than Seattle’s première TransFabulous, Femtastic, Draglesquing, Sass-Mouthing Negro. (YEAH!!) You can find more about her performance and her community support and activism on Facebook and also here http://sites.middlebury.edu/tedx/attend/2015-speakers/
  • Team Jesus, our singer-songwriter duo: Even religion gets a little kinky in the Erotosphere: Team Jesus will be joining us to make bluegrass sexy again
  • Sugar Candy: Don’t miss Sugar-Candy who will get us going on a tour of the flavors in the middle of the Erotosphere with a hip-hop dance to Beyonce’s “Blow”
  • Misty Montaigne: Because Kinky Salon is the perfect context for an aria! How about “Je Veux Vivre” from Romeo and Juliet – except with custom dirty lyrics?!
  • Café au Lait Olé is a light-brewed negress who brews performance potions with unexpected ingredients. Well, let us just say that you won’t ever look at Star Trek the same way again https://www.facebook.com/cafeaulaitole
Those of you who start your party-making early in the night can get beamed up to the Erotosphere with the following experiential performances:
  • Spectacular interactive dance
  • A live demo of sacred tantric cock worship!
  • Needle Art: Feast your eyes upon Chris, Quinn, and Fisher as they create a masterpiece before you.
  • Rope Tasting: Experience for yourself, a decorative harness tied by one of our local Rope Tops.

Traveling music throughout your journey will be provided in two rooms by our team of Erotospheric Soundscapers including Neural Net, Mars Saxman, DJ Girlcock, and other Surprise Lifeforms:

  • Neural Net is described as a biological computer network designed to explore deep shades of tech house ranging from melodic and instrumental to funky get-down jams to mind-melting and dark sonic territories, but always keeping the dance floor grooving https://soundcloud.com/neuralnet
  • Mars Saxman will be laying down a steady flow of dub-glitch with some bite
  • DJ Girlcock will be penetrating the aural spheres with the tunes of a hiphop/r&b/club flavor. http://soundcloud.com/reverenddollars
  • Surprise Lifeforms reaches out to the Erotosphere for a kaleidoscope of Techno and House music changing patterns from the dark, deeper, more mystical sexy side to uplifting emotional melodies and rhythms.
And, of course, our inviting and comfortable play spaces and items of kink furniture, well stocked with all necessary comfort and health supplies, and ready and waiting for you and your sexy times with your playmates!  Your space journey can be as orgasmic (or not) as you like.
We only like creatures to play with us who can follow the rules. Be sure to read and agree to our guidelines listed below:
THE CLIFF NOTES Dos/Donts:
DO
• Be creative about how you dress
• Contribute when and where you can
• State your boundaries
• Play safely and consensually
• Have sensible safe sex practices
• Respect our space and each other
• Clean up after yourself
DON’T
• Linger unaccompanied in play spaces
• Cruise aggressively (even if they are really cute)
• Get too intoxicated
• Take photographs
• Use your cellphone
• Gossip about what goes on here
• Bring glitter!  The space doesn’t like it at all

 

You can also find us:

Or you can reach us here to be added to our email announcements list:

What’s a kinky salon?
 “Kinky Salon is a playful, sexy space for YOU to get your creative juices flowing. Be you vanilla or kinky, transgender, queer, straight, bi, queer or pansexual, we invite you to enjoy and engage in our artistic and erotic world.
We believe in risqué ridiculousness, mischievous masquerading, the intelligent and the inane, and we firmly believe that communication makes the best lube.
Despite its name, Kinky Salon is not a sex party, a BDSM dungeon, or a hair salon specializing in afros. Over the years it has been described as many things – a ‘sexually enlightened house party… with warm community atmosphere’ (Best of the Bay 2004), ‘The Magic Kingdom’ (Cover Story SF Weekly 2004), ‘Sustainable Hedonism’ (Common Ground 2007), ‘The hottest, sweetest sex-positive community for the polymorphous set’ (Gridskipper 2008), ‘…a close-knit community of sex-positive men and women in San Francisco… more about the progression and liberalization of sexuality in the public sphere’ (PSFK Snapshot 2008), and our personal favorite ‘The best erotic party I have ever been to’ (The Patron Saint of Kinky Salon – Dr. Annie Sprinkle, PhD, 2008). Yes, Kinky Salon is a party. It’s a really, really fun party. Yes, people can have sex at Kinky Salon, but it’s not the focus of the evening. For some people it’s a place to experiment with their exhibitionism or explore their sexuality with new friends, for others the sex is just a charming and delightful backdrop to an evening of socializing. The truth is that Kinky Salon is a social experiment embedded with tools to help people explore their identity, learn to communicate their boundaries, and surf their comfort zones.” — Polly Whittaker

Thank you! And save the date: Saturday, May 21st!

Thanks so very much to all you wonderful Kinky Salon Seattle attendees.
 
The event came together on a relative shoestring with a small volunteer crew, and it only went so smoothly thanks to the awesomeness of our guests.  You completely embraced the Kinky Salon ethic of community-mindedness and accountability, not to mention raw, smoking ultrahotness.  YOU ALL ROCKED IT SO HARD!
 
We waited to send this so we could also ask you all to save the date of our next party:  Saturday, May 21st.  Same venue for this one. Theme TBD.  Please put it on your and your friends’ calendars now!
 
We also want to thank our fabulous performers and presenters:
  • Seattle Shibari provided rope skills in the cabaret and a stunning personal scene later: http://seattleshibari.com
  • Charlie Glickman led the anal workshop in the early part of the evening. You can learn more about Charlie and his work at http://charlieglickman.com/
  • Our sketching artist, Wyatt Landis, teaches visual art classes such as figure drawing and oil painting at http://www.studioparadiso.org/
  • That sassy lap dance was brought to you by Katie
  • The delightful singer/songwriter duo are Jazz Goldman and William Nichols
  • Our incredible draglesque performer is none other than The Lady B: Seattle’s première TransFabulous, Femtastic, Draglesquing, Sass-Mouthing Negro. You can find more about her performance and her community support and activism on Facebook and also here http://sites.middlebury.edu/tedx/attend/2015-speakers/
  • Our excellent DJs kept us grooving: RC Brown and howin1000
If you are interested (or know someone who should be interested) in performing at a future Kinky Salon, please get in touch with us.
 
We are eager to party with you again in the springtime!
 
Sincerely,
The Kinky Salon Seattle Organizers

 

On November 28th, take a Tumble in the Woods with us!

 

The global sex-kink-cabaret-costume party extravaganza which is Kinky Salon comes to Seattle!

Roll in the Hay, Bump in the Brush, Grind in the Grove, or otherwise indulge yourselves in the global sexual revolution this Thanksgiving weekend.

Give spanks while you give thanks for being yo’ sexy selves.

Tumble in the Woods is an eclectic, whimsical, woodsy event for those who wish to wave their freak flags high! This is a queer-kink-sex and silliness positive event. Leave your assumptions and muggle-notions at the door.

  • Come early to connect and feast in the delightful sights and sounds of the cabaret!
  • Check out an item from the lusty library (hands on demos and info available upon request).
  • Head to our dance room to get your funk on before you get your snack on!
  • Stay late for a touch of pagan-inspired revelry as we toast to the Norse tradition of Sumbel – a celebration of wine and partying.
  • Take full advantage of our horizontal socializing spaces.
  • Or just cum and stay all night to share in the atmosphere.

This is an all-skate event! Everyone of all identities, genders, orientations, ages, bodies, and persuasions, from first time explorers to seasoned party-goers are welcome. If you’ve read and agreed to our Pal System and House Rules, then this party is for you.

Costume Inspiration: into the woods, Woody Harrelson, lumberjacks (you’re ok!), bunnies, beavers, Peter Pan, Pooh-bear, Glinda the Camp witch of the North, Alchemists, Fairy Queens, gender-fluid elves, Gandalf the Gray, White and Gay, Red Riding Hood, androgynous wood sprites.  Or, if you’re not moved by the theme, you can also dress fancy, or formal, or fetish, and you’ll make it in.  Just please don’t look everyday; we want no spectators and all participants!

Costumes Please – No Street Clothes!

Venue is between downtown and Georgetown.  (Not actually an outdoor party 😉

  • 9 PM: Doors open
  • 9:30 PM – 10:30 PM: Demos TBA
  • 10:30 PM – 11 PM: Cabaret
  • 11 PM: Doors close and party is launched!
  • 1:30 AM: Doors reopen
  • 3 AM: Party’s over!
Here is a sneak peek into our delicious cabaret lineup:
…What happens when a visual artist is in rapt bondage to his models?
…You’ve never seen a strip tease like this…
…This singer-songwriter duo keeps it real with consent while getting down
…The inimitable, the only, The Lady B will stun you with her signature drag-lesque
And joining us from San Francisco for our premiere event, our master of ceremonies and the founder of Kinky Salon, Polly Superstar!
You’ll also enjoy wandering minstrels, rope bondage tastings, dancing to our fabulous DJs RC Brown and howin1000, and more.
We are proud that our cabaret showcases our core values here at Kinky Salon Seattle: wonderful diversity across the arts and across all stripes and dots and plaids of people.

PAL System & House Rules

  • When you come to Kinky Salon you must bring a PAL with you.  PAL stands for Pervy Activity Liaison, but really it just means a friend or trusted acquaintance.
  • You can’t PAL someone you don’t know. You must know them and trust them.
  • Your PAL can be the same gender, the opposite gender, or even a couple.
  • You are responsible for your PALs behavior and they are responsible for yours!
  • If either of you violate the charter you will both be held responsible.
  • You must arrive together and we recommend leaving together.

THE CLIFF NOTES Dos/Donts:

DO

  • Be creative about how you dress
  • Contribute when and where you can
  • State your boundaries
  • Play safely and consensually
  • Have sensible safe sex practices
  • Respect our space and each other
  • Clean up after yourself

Bonus points if you bring your own towel and water bottle 🙂

DON’T

  • Linger unaccompanied in play spaces
  • Cruise aggressively (even if they are really cute)
  • Get too intoxicated
  • Take photographs
  • Use your cellphone
  • Gossip about what goes on here

 

You can also find us:
  • On FetLife in the “Kinky Salon Seattle” group.
  • On Facebook, you can join the “KISSEA Friends” public group and send it a private message, and you’ll receive an invite to the private Kinky Salon Seattle group on Facebook.
  • We’re also on Twitter!
  • You can also find us on Instagram — search “Kinky Salon Seattle”.

We can’t wait to frolic with you all!!!

Kinky Salon is a playful, sexy space for the kinky, cis, transgender, queer, vanilla, straight, bi, pansexual to enjoy and engage, to cultivate community. Yes, people can have sex at Kinky Salon, but it’s not necessarily the focus of the evening. For some people it’s a place to experiment with exhibitionism, explore their sexuality with new friends, or let their hair down just enough to feel a sense of freedom and liberation. For others the sex is just a charming and delightful backdrop to an evening of socializing. Kinky Salon is a social experiment embedded with tools to help people explore their identity, learn to communicate their boundaries, and surf their comfort zones.

Photo credits: Steph Jamieson, photographer; Serenity Skye, makeup.